An idea Omer can steal to become rich
Well, I'm pretty convinced I am on to something here. But if you want to steal it, go for it. So, I generally think that eating is a pretty big pain in the ass. And I wish I didn't have to sleep so much. So it is a machine that combines the two! You crawl in to the chamber, fasten your body into the straps and relax. It will funnel food into your mouth, chew it for you and then swallow it. Viola! You're full and rested!
What do you think, Omer?
9 August 2007 01:20am UTC • 560 views • 7 comments
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flychipmunk
9 August 2007 01:25am UTC
Sorry, I think that is a terrible idea...reminds me of being abducted by aliens while you are sleeping...or the matrix...Dread Pirate Benjamin
9 August 2007 01:30am UTC
Well, you're not our target demographic then. Jerkface.Sailing Master Keri
9 August 2007 07:20am UTC
What about going to the bathroom? A machine that could take care of that would be much more useful, if you ask me!The Anonymous Poppy
9 August 2007 10:23pm UTC
I agree with Jerkface; this sounds pretty uncomfortable and inconvenient. Don't do it, Omer!!Robert
10 August 2007 12:05pm UTC
"You crawl in to the chamber, fasten your body into the straps and relax."Crawling into a chamber and fastening myself down with straps does sound relaxing.
Boatswain The Fool
24 August 2007 09:01pm UTC
Hmm... Benjamin, I'm sorry... This idea didn't seem to fly. It sounds like what people really want is a machine that gets you abducted by aliens... or a machine that is an alien and abducts you.
Unfortunately, given how hard it is to find a good abducting machine online, I might have to first work on an inducting machine, and build from there.
Dread Pirate Benjamin
24 August 2007 09:33pm UTC
I'd prefer a ducting machine.