Countdown to my Birthday: 3 days to go
I decided that the world wasn't taking my birthday seriously enough. So today and the next two days I am going to post about it just to make sure you remember. That's right you better remember my birthday, punks! Oh and make sure you remember that I generate a list of people who are my friends every year on December 5th based on who gave me presents. So, basically if you want to be my friend next year you better consult this list quick.
(That bit about me making a list of my friends every year on December 5th is a complete lie. Everyone knows I have no friends.)
(Has anyone noticed that I have been making a lot more Omer-esque jokes lately?)
(Plus, I'll still love most of you even if you don't get me a present.)
(Kate, you however aren't off the hook. I'm expecting something from you.)
1 December 2008 10:58pm UTC • 396 views • 5 comments
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Robert
2 December 2008 01:35am UTC
I did not get you a present. In fact, I did the opposite, I stole something from your car.
I'm also disappointed that link didn't lead to a certain music video.
Dread Pirate Benjamin
2 December 2008 04:51am UTC
What did you steal? :(
Boatswain The Fool
2 December 2008 07:20am UTC
Don't worry, Robert. I've got your music video right here.
Boots
2 December 2008 01:09pm UTC
I was noticing that you were making Omer-esque jokes when I realized the voice in my head reading the post was Omer's. And then you mentioned it! Nuts!
Also, I'm applying to a grad school that researches ways to make people remember your birthday. Very advanced stuff.
Kate the Quiet
3 December 2008 01:00am UTC
Message me your mailing address! I've had it ready to go for a month!