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D'oh!

I made the stupid mistake of agreeing to be in a play. This kid was like, "hey I saw you salsa dance once, and we need males for some dance scenes in a play I am choreographing. Wanna do it?" Sure! I said.

Not.

I hate this crap. I now have to devote two hours a day to this thing where all I do is feel uncomfortable and bored. The play doesn't even make any sense. AHHHHHHHHHHH.

29 April 2003 01:21am UTC • 717 views • 3 comments

3 comments

  1. Robert

    29 April 2003 04:21am UTC

    Just start dancing really bad, then they'll make you leave.

  2. Benjamin

    29 April 2003 01:32pm UTC

    The dancing bad won't be hard-- it'll come naturally. But they are so hard pressed for guys it is not going to get me anywhere.

  3. Robert

    30 April 2003 06:55pm UTC

    You could put your dress on again, then they might ask you to leave.

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