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God damn apartment!

This stupid apartment is from who knows how long ago. So there I was the other night, trying to plug in my second monitor to be able to watch old episodes of Friends and do my homework at the same time, when I discovered that not a single socket in this place has three holes for a three prong plug. How aggravating.

Some people in Loomis were playing dance, dance revolution, earlier this evening. That is the type of game that one needs to play a lot of by his or her self for a long time before every playing it in public. I failed the most basic level. But it is sure a lot of fun.

30 January 2004 04:45am UTC 354 views 5 comments

5 comments

  1. Slade __default

    30 January 2004 05:42am UTC

    The correct punchline for the "ask me if I'm a truck" joke is "Do I look like a truck, you fuckin' retard?" Say it as derisively as possible.
  2. Robert 3

    30 January 2004 03:11pm UTC

    The correct way to play DDR is to not play it.

    You could just cut the third prong thing off of all your cords, it doesn't do anything anyway. Grounding? Sounds like B.S. to me.
  3. Benjamin 1

    30 January 2004 05:17pm UTC

    Believe you me. I considered it.
  4. Robert 3

    30 January 2004 05:24pm UTC

    Or you could just buy a box of those three to two plug adapter things.
  5. Pete __default

    3 February 2004 12:59am UTC

    The "ask me if Im a truck" joke, seems like a take off on the "ask me if Im a tree joke" one of my all time favorites, the corect punchline to which is just a simple no and a very puzzeled look, then walking away and watching as the person trys to figure out what in the hell just happened. Its quite funny, I highly recomend it.
    -Barret

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