Honey
So, I had a peanut butter and honey sandwich yesterday, and I tell ya, honey just got everywhere. I had said to myself, "Self, be careful this time with the honey. Don't get the honey everywhere." And I was careful! Here are the steps I went to in an attempt to keep The Honey contained:
- I applied the honey to the top of my sandwich, so that as time went on and it dripped down it would slowly cover the whole sandwich.
- I ate quickly, from all sides. So that as the honey got to the edges I would fight it back.
- I paid careful attention to the edges and never once—Not once!— did I see the honey escape.
Yet, still, even though I went to great lengths to prevent The Honey Escape (as I have clearly showed) I discovered little drips of it all over. Not one drip. Not two drips. But four whole drips!
- Two on the arm of the chair I was sitting in
- One on the floor, (a particularly bad place for The Honey to be because it leaves your shoes all sticky).
- And the last drop was on the back of the chair I was sitting in. I don't even remember getting up!
I don't know how the honey does it but it is quite the substance! It just gets everywhere!
25 September 2008 12:00pm UTC • 150 views • 2 comments
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The Anonymous Poppy
26 September 2008 03:28am UTC
I'd like to preface this remark by saying that I absolutely do not want or mean to judge your affinity for honey, your honey-eating, or your honey-eating abilties.
But maybe the sandwich just had too much honey in it.
Boots
26 September 2008 07:03pm UTC
Two comments:
1) What you made sounds like it was more honey than sandwich.
2) Shoes sticky from honey are the worst!
p.s. Thanks for posting more. Massachusetts is a little lonely.