I am worth $18,000
So Colorado College says if I die I am worth $18,000! That's not bad, huh? You could get a new car for that price. Or a new Power Mac dual core Applie thingy. Or Ridiculously large amounts of swedish fish. Or some Kayaks. Or a digital projector. But not a first edition copy of Walden or The Hobbit. :( Damn! I still have nothing on literature.
So I went to a meeting today about health benifits. And it was really scary! She was talking about life insurance and retirement and dental and vision and all sorts of adult things! I think I must have been in the wrong room.
5 September 2006 10:40pm UTC • 594 views • 5 comments
Tagged with insurance, workrelated, catchingup, growingup
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Peon Peetie
5 September 2006 11:24pm UTC
i wonder what i'd go with if i were dead and worth $18,000 and could come back to spend it on... probably the computer and the sweedish fish
Swabie Scabbie
6 September 2006 03:45am UTC
Haha! The Bell Policy Center thinks I'm worth $25,000! That's 39% more swedish fish!
Completely in love with Benjamin
6 September 2006 07:18pm UTC
You know, we can also pay to have our own legal plan, too...just in case you need lots of legal advice.
Carpenter Courtney
7 September 2006 04:44pm UTC
I should go with the legal plan. I suck at real life.
Swabie William
8 September 2006 06:36pm UTC
hahaha, yeah it could sure buy you a ton of goldfish.