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I am worth $18,000

So Colorado College says if I die I am worth $18,000! That's not bad, huh? You could get a new car for that price. Or a new Power Mac dual core Applie thingy. Or Ridiculously large amounts of swedish fish. Or some Kayaks. Or a digital projector. But not a first edition copy of Walden or The Hobbit. :( Damn! I still have nothing on literature.

So I went to a meeting today about health benifits. And it was really scary! She was talking about life insurance and retirement and dental and vision and all sorts of adult things! I think I must have been in the wrong room.

5 September 2006 10:40pm UTC 594 views 5 comments

Tagged with insurance, workrelated, catchingup, growingup

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5 comments

  1. Peon Peetie 38

    5 September 2006 11:24pm UTC

    i wonder what i'd go with if i were dead and worth $18,000 and could come back to spend it on... probably the computer and the sweedish fish

  2. Swabie Scabbie 34

    6 September 2006 03:45am UTC

    Haha! The Bell Policy Center thinks I'm worth $25,000! That's 39% more swedish fish!

  3. Completely in love with Benjamin 51

    6 September 2006 07:18pm UTC

    You know, we can also pay to have our own legal plan, too...just in case you need lots of legal advice.

  4. Carpenter Courtney 46

    7 September 2006 04:44pm UTC

    I should go with the legal plan. I suck at real life.

  5. Swabie William 47

    8 September 2006 06:36pm UTC

    hahaha, yeah it could sure buy you a ton of goldfish.

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