I just had a premonition—or should I say disasternition? : thescruffypirate.org

I just had a premonition—or should I say disasternition?

So, I was just taking a nap (Don't worry, it was a short one!) from which I awoke feeling worse than when I went to sleep (which seems to happen somewhere around 50% of the time when you take a nap). But during this nap I had a dream that boy am I glad I had! I had a premonition of the future that I am now going to try and stop from happening.

Now, back home we play a lot of badminton, and so we have a lot of badminton stuff, naturally. All the racquets and birdies are stored right inside the garage, immediately to the left on the wall. As can be seen in this photo from this post.

Well, in my dream I came home to find my dad had reorganized the garage.

I know what you are saying, "What?! The Garage?! He wouldn't!"

And I know! My sentiments exactly!

He decided to move the badminton equipment farther into the garage. He placed all the pegs for the racquets in the garage door (I use pegs to make it sound nicer, the pegs are nails). And then he built a cubbie system for the camping equipment (which is currently in the storage room in the basement and in the second floor closet) right where the badminton equipment was supposed to go! Believe you me, I, at he, was pissed (I wanted to use more pronouns, so, for all you grammer sticklers out there: I know I did it wrong. Or maybe I've been listening to a little too much She & Him).

So, dad! Don't move the badminton racquets deeper into the garage! It will only make the effort required to get a racquet and birdie (if I was a real badminton player I would say shuttle cock) greater!

In summary: No father, farther for fun = further frustration!

Though to be fair, what my dad did in the dream doesn't really make sense. If you move the badminton equipment to the garage door then you have to take it all off to open the garage. Plus in the dream our van, which is always in the garage, wasn't there. If the van were there, there wouldn't have been any room to grab a racquet. So, it isn't a feasible plan. I guess I don't really have anything to worry about.

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