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I want to grow out my hair

The problem is that I really like the way I look without it.

So, here is my plan. If I am ever thinking about cutting it, I have to ask you guys first. And I can't cut it without your permission. And you guys can't give me permission until 2010.

What do you think? Do we have a deal?

6 February 2009 03:39am UTC • 446 views • 15 comments

Tagged with request, hair, plan

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15 comments

  1. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    6 February 2009 05:09am UTC

    Plus, at the rate things are going (see below), this is sort of my last chance.

  2. Boatswain The Fool 2

    6 February 2009 09:16am UTC

    Make it 2012 and throw in 26 briefcases filled with varying amounts of money, and you have a deal.

  3. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    7 February 2009 06:23pm UTC

    2012 is a long time! But I'll give anyone who comments on this post 50ยข if I make it to 2010!

  4. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    7 February 2009 06:24pm UTC

    Did I just offer to pay people to comment on my website? Have I reached a new low?

  5. Boatswain The Fool 2

    7 February 2009 07:03pm UTC

    Yes.

  6. Boatswain The Fool 2

    7 February 2009 07:03pm UTC

    Per comment.

  7. Sailing Master Keri 40

    7 February 2009 07:34pm UTC

    You can do it!

  8. Cabin Boy Farluffo 24

    9 February 2009 06:11pm UTC

    You can do it, my friend! And I'm not being sarcastic like Keri.

  9. Sailing Master Keri 40

    9 February 2009 06:42pm UTC

    I wasn't being sarcastic either!

  10. Cabin Boy Farluffo 24

    9 February 2009 08:49pm UTC

    Haha. Yeah, I know... [sarcasm]

  11. Cabin Boy Farluffo 24

    9 February 2009 08:51pm UTC

    j/k, nemesis ;)

  12. Boatswain The Fool 2

    9 February 2009 10:26pm UTC

    I thought I was your everything, Farluffo, including your nemesis. This stings more than someone totally mocking her boyfriend's goals by using sarcasm, like Keri was doing. This stings much more.

  13. Cabin Boy Farluffo 24

    10 February 2009 10:29pm UTC

    You ARE everything (of importance), which means anything BUT viscious sarcasm slinging nemeses.

    *throws moutain dew through your computer screen... magically*

  14. Cabin Boy Farluffo 24

    10 February 2009 10:36pm UTC

    Again, just kidding about the mean-spiritedness, Keri. You are also loved and important. Please don't start a secret hatred for me...

  15. Sailing Master Keri 40

    10 February 2009 11:25pm UTC

    Too late, Fartluffo! I am secretly hating you as we speak.

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