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Laws for the world

In light of all the recent dying and sickness and getting older that seems to be happening I have made 4 laws for the universe. They shall have to be implemented immediately.

  1. My parents have to live for a long time
  2. My parents have to die on the same day as each other
  3. Both deaths have to be sudden and quick
  4. The deaths have to happen before mine

That seems good enough to me!

11 April 2008 08:52pm UTC • 414 views • 0 comments

Tagged with death, parents, growingold

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