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  1. Have you ever accidentally written on a dry erase board with a permanent marker?

  2. Have you ever had any teeth removed? Did the surgeon tell you that the teeth wont grow back? Did you say "Really? They wont grow back?" all sarcasticly?

  3. What's your favorite advertisement?

  4. What is the earliest moment in your life that you can remember?

  5. Assuming that you are still in school, what do you want to do when you are done?

  6. What scene in Top Gun was the most inspirational for you?

24 October 2004 11:21am UTC • 379 views • 12 comments

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  1. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    24 October 2004 11:30am UTC

    1. Yes, and it drives me crazy!
    2. Nope no teeth removed. But if I ever have some removed I don't think I'll be sarcastic with the dentist. You can never know for sure if someone who works with teeth all day has a sense of humor.
    3. Now there is a tough one. Boy I absolutely love commercials but now I can't think of a god damn one I really like. What a pain! I'll get back to you on that one.
    4. I remember playing in between these two fir trees we had in our backyard in Salt Lake City with a neighbor from down the street. I must have been 5 or 6.
    5. Boy! Everyone asks that question. And the truthful answer is absolutely nothing! I don't want to work. I just want to be happy for the rest of my life and father 8 children. But seeing as how I can't just not work maybe go to Europe for a little while, teach english or something. I know I don't want to end up sitting in a cubicle.
    6. I don't really remember Top Gun all that well. And what I do remember of it I think is actually from the movie Hot Shots. Which was a spoof on Top Gun. And in that movie I remember that the main character's wings got blown off but he was still able to fly back to the aircraft carrier.

  2. Robert 3

    24 October 2004 11:44am UTC

    1. No, but I imagine that would suck. Especially if it were your board.

    2. I've had my wisdom teeth removed, and he did tell me that my teeth wouldn't grow back... I thought about saying something sarcastic but didn't.

    3. This Peugeot commercial. I love it.

    4. Sitting on the porch, watching the neighbor wash his red car. I found out later it was an FC RX-7, although I didn't know that at the time.

    5. I also hate when people ask me this. I don't have an answer :)

    6. When Tom Cruise was on his motorcycle riding next to the airport, and then the jet takes off and he like shakes his fist at it and speeds off. That was very inspirational. Next time I'm at the video place I'll rent Top Gun and record that scene onto the computer I think.

  3. Beca

    25 October 2004 09:25am UTC

    1)no, but I have watched someone do so.
    2)yes, my wisdom teeth, but no, the surgeon said nothing to me, and I was too doped up to be sarcastic
    3)don't really know, don't really watch TV
    4)earliest is hard, I have early memories of christmas and my parents dancing together, I must have been 6 or 7
    5)I want to curate, preferably in Europe
    6)when he is walking out of the hanger with his leather jacket and sunglasses all cool like, and they are playing that inspiring music that makes you think, wow, this guy is soo cool!

    PS. these were fun questions, good job Robert.

  4. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    25 October 2004 11:14am UTC

    Oooo, Zing!

    Well, I know my questions are good, too. So I'll just ignore everyone else!

    And what the heck does it mean to curate?

  5. Beca

    25 October 2004 11:27am UTC

    I didn't mean to insult your questions, I just enjoyed Roberts. Curate, like, curate a museum or gallery, to organize and oversee all art work for the space available

  6. Lisa

    25 October 2004 12:20pm UTC

    1. Yes, it is not good.
    2. Just my wisdom teeth. The surgeon did not tell me they wouldn't grow back though.
    3. Ummm... I can't think of a good one. That's irritating!
    4. I think it was when I got my ears pierced for Christmas when I was four. It hurt, but I got ice cream. Then they were sore so I couldn't play with my cousin later.
    5. I want to be a teacher for 4th or 5th grade at a public school in Portland. Truthfully, I'd like to do that for a couple of years, but then start having kids and take care of them and not work until they are in school.
    6. I'm not sure. I love the movie, but haven't seen it for awhile. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

  7. steve

    25 October 2004 07:33pm UTC

    1. No, I have not.
    2. Yes, had my molars removed but I was too druged to coming up with anything cool.
    3. I had to do some searching but I found it. My all time favorite advertisement was "Terry Tate: Office Linebacker."
    4. I can not place any specific time on anything but my earlist memories are from back when I was in alaska.
    5. I have accouple different possiblities. First, would be med school. Second, would be grad school and study bio. Third, would be get into some sort of research company and work towards getting into med/grad school. Fourth, would the longshot in which I drop all the biology and do some traveling and see where that takes me.
    6. That is classified. And if I told you, I would have to kill you.

  8. Mom

    25 October 2004 08:29pm UTC

    1. No but I saw someone do it a few weeks ago.
    2. Not by a dentist. I don't think I would say that.
    3. Tonight I enjoyed the Master Card commercial with the lost dog. To be continued. What is going to happen?
    4. Getting a new piggy bank and putting coins in to save to go to college some day. I must have been 4 or younger.
    5. Sorry, too long ago.

    Benjamin, when you say "father 8 children" do you mean, be a father to 8 children?

  9. Robert 3

    25 October 2004 09:19pm UTC

    "Terry Tate: Office Linebacker."

    Hah, those commercials were great. I like ESPN's commercials a lot more than I like the actual shows on ESPN.

  10. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    25 October 2004 09:32pm UTC

    Meaning I would be the biological father of 8 kids. Is that what you were asking? :)

  11. Mom

    26 October 2004 04:05pm UTC

    Have you thought of being a sperm donor at a medical center?

  12. Dread Pirate Benjamin 1

    26 October 2004 05:30pm UTC

    Yeah, actually. I hear they'll give you some money for doing it.

    Now if only I was female and could donate my eggs. That pays even more.

    But I actually want to see the kids grow up as well. So it is not all about spreading my genes. Even though that is a bonus.

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