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At long last! The much anticipated...

The Scruffy Six Two!
1. If you could make out with one celebrity, in the back of a car, who would it be?
2. If you had to pick one celebrity who you were most like, who would it be?
3. If you could rifle through anyone's garbage, whose would it be?
4. If they were going to make an animated feature length film about you, who would you want to be your voice?
5. Who would you take to a roller rink, Nick or Jessica?
6. Don't you think Jerry Orbach is the coolest guy ever?

4 March 2004 07:49am UTC 624 views 14 comments

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  1. Benjamin 1

    4 March 2004 08:15am UTC

    1. Jessica Simpson! She's a cutie!
    2. Hmmmm... that is a tough one. I think George Clooney, if he is at all like the people he plays in his movies.
    3. Gee... Someone who throws lots of stuff out, like new computers and fast cars.
    4. James Earl Jones, becuase I sound just like him.
    5. Jessica, but Nick does get amazing props for being such an amazing guy, and being so patient with Jessica. There was this one episode where she had to learn some french and.... I won't go any further.
    6. You bet.
  2. The Fool 2

    4 March 2004 06:47pm UTC

    1. Err...
    2. Umm...
    3. I...
    4. And...
    5. But...
    6. Zippidy...

    ...I'm lost. Why would I want to take anyone to a roller rink? I don't know Nick or Jessica, unless you're talking about Nick West-Miles and Jessica Creveling... in which case, yeah, I'd definitely go with Jessica, though I don't know why she'd ever want to learn French... Also, who's Jerry Orbach? And why should I rummage through anyone's garbage? And why would anyone want to spend $8 on a feature length animated film about me, even if it did have some sort of star, real or human, doing the voices? Does anybody know any actors/actresses that look/sound/are like me? Does anybody know any actors/actresses by name? What time it is? Who am I? Why should the primordial meaning of care be temporality?

    Conclusion of confused rant.

  3. Robert

    4 March 2004 09:34pm UTC

    1. I bet Bruce would answer the Olsen twins if he were to answer this question.
    2. Mr. T. I pity The Fool!
    3. I don't think I want any garbage, thanks.
    4. The same guy who does homestar runner. Baleeted!
    5. No.
    6. I don't know who that is, so probably not.
  4. Lisa __default

    5 March 2004 08:49am UTC

    The Scruffy Six Two!
    1. Ummm... Landon Donovan - duh!
    2. I don't think I'm like any celebrity, but someone down to earth like... I don't know, you tell me.
    3. Someone who throws away cool clothes.
    4. I don't know. Someone who sounds like me, but I don't know who that would be...
    5. Nick
    6. I don't know who Jerry Orbach is.
  5. The Fool 2

    5 March 2004 07:02pm UTC

    Wait, is Jerry Orbach that cartoon mouse from "Tom and Jerry"? Yeah, that guy rocks.
  6. Benjamin 1

    5 March 2004 08:15pm UTC

    No. But you are getting closer. Have you seen Dirty Dancing?
  7. Robert 3

    5 March 2004 10:05pm UTC

    If he was in dirty dancing, I'd have to say he is definitley not the coolest guy ever.
  8. Robert 3

    5 March 2004 10:06pm UTC

    I use the word 'definitely' like every other comment on this site, but I still can't spell it correctly.
  9. The Fool 2

    5 March 2004 10:39pm UTC

    Definitely.
  10. Benjamin 1

    5 March 2004 10:44pm UTC

    I don't think the issue was that Robert didn't know how to spell it (He clearly showed that he could in the last post), the issue was that he just kept spelling it wrong, much like I do with words in my posts often. I know 'six' is not spelled 'siv' and so on.

    Or maybe, Fool, you weren't trying to help him spell it correctly but were just agreeing with him.

    Either way, though, I think I am with Robert on this one...

    I pity the fool.

  11. The Fool 2

    5 March 2004 10:46pm UTC

    Definitely.
  12. Arrington __default

    5 March 2004 11:13pm UTC

    This is a pretty stupid set of questions, Ben.
  13. Benjamin 1

    6 March 2004 05:41am UTC

    Well, then you don't have to answer them.
  14. Claire

    7 March 2004 01:34am UTC

    1) Bill Nye, without a doubt

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