Taking the train
Keri, my mom and I were riding the MAX train downtown yesterday when we heard the person in front of us having a conversation on her cellphone. Now she wasn't talking particularly loud and she was trying to be discreet but we could still hear bits and pieces of the conversation. It went something like this: (remember that she is having a conversation so this is only what we were able to hear)
"Butt sex. I can't talk about this right now. I am on MAX. Well there are people around. BUTT SEX. BUTT S-E-X. What time is it? I don't have my watch. No I left it at that guys house. The married one. I wasn't wearing any pants. He had a hot tub. I wasn't wearing my shirt. Oh I got to go."
And then she got off. I want to know more! This is why taking public transportation is so much fun: the crazies!
9 August 2008 06:54pm UTC • 425 views • 3 comments
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First Mate Beca
9 August 2008 09:56pm UTC
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh my, the crazies are amazing, was she wearing a shirt? I mean, maybe she was a hooker, headed home after a long night of make $1000 dollars? I don't really know how much hookers make, but in Pretty Woman Richard Gere offers Julia Roberts $1000 to spend the night and she makes it seem like thats a lot. Although Richard Gere would NEVER go up the butt.
The Anonymous Poppy
10 August 2008 02:08am UTC
Crazy? I'm not sure if leaving your watch near (in?) the hot tub of the man with whom you're having adulterous anal sex is crazy. It's just thoughtless. And that's the general "you" there, of course.
So, is it weird to admit that my biggest curiosity here is if she was pitching or catching?
Peon Peetie
12 August 2008 09:08am UTC
just so you know, you've gotten the song "take the a train" stuck in my head every time i've glanced at this post. so thanks.