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The science of poop

I have this theory that the size of a poop is inversely proportional to how long it takes to come out. Take note and see if you come to similar conclusions.

27 May 2008 08:35am UTC 462 views 1 comment

Tagged with poop, bathrooms, theory

1 comment

  1. Peon Peetie 38

    27 May 2008 09:49am UTC

    i've often wondered the same. if it takes longer, seems like you're almost trying to squeeze water from a rock. maybe that's why beer shits can be so wonderful. get rid of so much stuff in under three seconds.

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